Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 23, 2022

weenie wile

Standing up wiggling your weenie side to side slapping it on your thighs with both arms up like a letter 'T'

Considered a dance but with underwears down it's a manly wiggle in a party in the early nineties weenie wilen was tight

by Sckitts January 19, 2022

Glitter Weenie

A dick/cock/penis/chode/weenie, that's covered in glitter.

Nope. He's just a glitter weenie... But close.

by Hayzues kreesto February 18, 2011

Beanie weenie

A girl who dates guys from Minnesota and takes school to seriously. Also cats

Her boyfriend is from Minnesota, she’s such a beanie weenie

by Godyahdig February 08, 2021

Beanie Weenie

A derogatory word for an uneducated, unintelligent Mexican.

I told Jorge 20 times how to drive the forklift and he still wrecked it. Freakin' beanie weenies can't do anything right.

by NoBeans June 22, 2021

Beanie-Weenie

A mixture of beans and hot dogs and sometimes with cheese.

person1: Hey babe want a beanie-Weenie
person2: A want!?
person1: you know hot dogs mixed with beans we can also add some cheese as well.
person2: Oh. sure!

by The Future Man June 12, 2020