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The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.
Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!
by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020
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Washington Commanders

Known around the DMV for taking creampies from the Baltimore Ravens. Statistically proven to be the leading cause of suicide amongst the incest population.
Guy from Dundalk: ayyy yeerrr, someone invite the Washington Commanders over to Jimmys Seafood, I’m trying to get this easy nut.
by McElite October 13, 2024
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Sticky Washington

When you blow a load of a handful of dollar bills and then plaster them on dat hoe's face
She got sticky washingtoned.
by Sticky Washington January 18, 2015
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George Washington

Jamal: George Washington, a mildly racist, communist baker. Is amazing and makes so many cacas.
by badassbitchxo November 15, 2021
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George Washington

When an American fucks a British guy/girl on the 4th of July.
Jim: How was your 4th?

John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?

Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.
by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 18, 2021
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Brinnon Washington

"Brinn-on" "Wa-sh-ing-ton"

A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."

Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.
So where are you going to bob?

Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!

Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?

Why?

Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?
by Rockos Wild Rugrats April 3, 2011
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Washington Robbery

Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.
Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024
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