That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

liquid vegan

one who only drinks water and no other liquids

twitter skincare consists mostly of african black soap, witch hazel, and becoming a liquid vegan

by stillhurting August 18, 2017

Vegan Smash

Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.

Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.

by SexDr69 October 12, 2019

humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice

"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."

by dond42 July 17, 2017

Vegan Butcher

A Farmer.

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.

by Mauro’s angels June 4, 2018

vegan potluck

Formal name for a lesbian orgy. Participants usually are encouraged to bring sex toys, but men are not permitted, since "no meat" is allowed.

Sorry man, but you can't come to Jessica's vegan potluck.

by TRF012 September 18, 2009

almost vegan

People who are trying their best to reduce and/or avoid eating any animal products (or animal by-products) or using animal based products such as leather, silk, or wool. People who are transitioning to becoming vegan and living a vegan lifestyle through veganism.

Vegans should help people who are almost vegan by supporting them to become vegan.

by The Organic Society January 27, 2019