liquid vegan

one who only drinks water and no other liquids

twitter skincare consists mostly of african black soap, witch hazel, and becoming a liquid vegan

by stillhurting August 18, 2017

Vegan Butcher

A Farmer.

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.

by Mauro’s angels June 4, 2018

The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be

The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?

by Red samurai October 21, 2021

apiarian vegan

Not a pure vegan in the technical sense, but a vegan who will include honey in their diet.

"Is she a vegan?"
"She's not a full vegan, she's an apiarian vegan."

by intothewest April 28, 2017

the vegan steamroller

A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.

Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller

by Jew gaser March 20, 2017

vegan potluck

Formal name for a lesbian orgy. Participants usually are encouraged to bring sex toys, but men are not permitted, since "no meat" is allowed.

Sorry man, but you can't come to Jessica's vegan potluck.

by TRF012 September 18, 2009

sexy vegan

a person who acts like a prick and Is vegan while also not being sexy. Usually, this person is a gay guy with a bunch of weird tattoos.

god chad is such a sexy vegan

by dying slowly334 April 14, 2020