Verbal Vegan

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but isn’t.

Well he says he is a vegan but I caught him chomping a snickers the other day, he is a verbal vegan.

by TheVeganEdge December 22, 2020

The vegan teacher

A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://

And is mentally not stable and will never be

The vegan teacher:

*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”

Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?

by Red samurai October 21, 2021

Neo-Vegan

Neo-Veganism is a type of veganism that has taken a new form, that has more to do with politics and culture and not necessarily anything to do with classical veganism.

"Bro! Why are you using veganism as a' insert opinion' tool? Are you a neo-vegan?"

by Informative Brotha February 6, 2022

That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

That Vegan Teacher

A bitch who hates everyone who does normal things

That Vegan Teacher fucking sucks.

by JustAKidOnAChromebook April 7, 2022

Vegan Butcher

A Farmer.

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.

by Mauro’s angels June 4, 2018

apiarian vegan

Not a pure vegan in the technical sense, but a vegan who will include honey in their diet.

"Is she a vegan?"
"She's not a full vegan, she's an apiarian vegan."

by intothewest April 28, 2017