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Stout trout

When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.
David's stout trout could not please his partner nor his ego.
by Stu_Ru August 2, 2013
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Trout Scouting

The act of purposefully seeking out women with the intent of sexual intercourse.
Broham-"bro, lets do some trout scouting at the beach today bro"
Brohas-"yea bro you're such a trout scout man"
by Denver Rawlings March 8, 2012
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buttering the trout

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.
by billybohiggins July 19, 2011
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Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.
Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.
by Suave Leader December 11, 2011
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Trouting

The old man started trouting while he was up on stage.
by Inlovewithmybestfriend33 May 26, 2023
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Trout

A category of freshwater fish.

The population of trout is highly affected by any form of event. (e.g the fall of Rome, the 2008 housing crisis, Valve finally releasing half life 3.)

Trout can also be used as a weapon given the appropriate circumstances.

Being attacked with a Trout is capable of immense injury to one’s self esteem and public image, should being slapped with a Trout not be expected of the Trout-slapped individual in question.
Subject #1: sus! sus! only in ohio!

Subject #2: Sit and fold yourself. Lest I strike you upside the head with a Trout. Damned clown.
by SUPER BALLS MAN. June 28, 2023
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Trout taco

Friend: "Did you score with Courtney last night?"
you: " nah she had that trout taco"
by sero123 March 14, 2023
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