Someone who posts on a trolls post claiming they are a troll. Not realizing that they are trolling themselves.
Troll patroler 1 "Yo your a fucking troll dude"
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"
Also see Troll orgy
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"
Also see Troll orgy
by Troll Stopper September 06, 2011
When one takes a complex issue/idea and oversimplifies it to a point where they think they have a grasp of it. This oversimplified version is then used to make arguments to justify ones impressive knowledge to others about the subject usually leaving gaping holes that are obvious to anyone knowledgeable of the original complex issue/idea while occasionally "Wow"ing similarly logically challenged individuals.
These people are generally not complete idiots and can even have higher level degrees that they will use to back their arguments whenever possible. While some people have a natural inclination towards using troll logic, it can be learned by others who see those using it move ahead or have them as a mentor on the subject.
The name comes from the persons retarded ability to comprehend even the simplest logic, especially if it proves them wrong. They will go to great strides to come up with any work out to make their original statement right, no matter how many logical fallacies they create in the process.
Similar to Elementary School Logic and usually employed in cases like that. And on some occasions it can degrade to full blown Insane troll logic
Does not apply to people who have physical or mental handicaps.
These people are generally not complete idiots and can even have higher level degrees that they will use to back their arguments whenever possible. While some people have a natural inclination towards using troll logic, it can be learned by others who see those using it move ahead or have them as a mentor on the subject.
The name comes from the persons retarded ability to comprehend even the simplest logic, especially if it proves them wrong. They will go to great strides to come up with any work out to make their original statement right, no matter how many logical fallacies they create in the process.
Similar to Elementary School Logic and usually employed in cases like that. And on some occasions it can degrade to full blown Insane troll logic
Does not apply to people who have physical or mental handicaps.
Dude 1: Have you seen Twitter, isn't all this new Social Media stuff really impressive. You should hire me as a consultant to help you capitalize on it.
Dude 2: No thanks, and it's not really. The net has done...
Dude 1: But don't you see how impressive the impact is that it's having. It spreads messages quicker than any medium in history, and it reconnects marketplaces. Admit it, as unoriginal as it is, it's still impressive.
Dude 2: Only if you don't care to understand how...
Dude 1: Don't go telling a business grad that he doesn't care. Alexander Graham Bell is probably happy his idea was so expounded and would be impressed.
Dude 2: Yes, a guy who died 80+ years ago would probably be impressed by it.
Dude 1: Well then we are on the same page and agree that it is impressive.
Dude 2: Wow you really busted out some serious troll logic to get to that conclusion.
Dude 1: Thanks. When would you like me to start?
Dude 2: No thanks, and it's not really. The net has done...
Dude 1: But don't you see how impressive the impact is that it's having. It spreads messages quicker than any medium in history, and it reconnects marketplaces. Admit it, as unoriginal as it is, it's still impressive.
Dude 2: Only if you don't care to understand how...
Dude 1: Don't go telling a business grad that he doesn't care. Alexander Graham Bell is probably happy his idea was so expounded and would be impressed.
Dude 2: Yes, a guy who died 80+ years ago would probably be impressed by it.
Dude 1: Well then we are on the same page and agree that it is impressive.
Dude 2: Wow you really busted out some serious troll logic to get to that conclusion.
Dude 1: Thanks. When would you like me to start?
by The Copy cat. October 27, 2011
A troll who manages to succeed in their mission of drawing up a response from his victims. This is managed through a carefully measured combination of subtlety, blatant disregard for personal beliefs, and a strong desire to piss people off without making it obvious they are a troll.
90% of what is on Urban Dictionary was posted by successful trolls. People lose their heads over these definitions!
by Michael J. Crockett June 29, 2008
by sexypalindrome August 11, 2020
Some kid on forums who tries really hard to troll, but just gets shot down, because he somehow fails at the simple art of trolling.
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: nahbro
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: you look pretty mad
Fail Troll: nope, umad
Better Troll: do you have anything of substance to say or are you just gonna say stupid fucking shit because you're a fucktard?
Better Troll: nahbro
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: you look pretty mad
Fail Troll: nope, umad
Better Troll: do you have anything of substance to say or are you just gonna say stupid fucking shit because you're a fucktard?
by lolthetrolls December 18, 2011
A person that initiates a conversation or debate with the intention of trolling and/or wasting the opponents time by demanding sources or evidence for seemingly obvious and factual arguments, when sources and evidence are provided they either immediately stop responding or claim that the information isn't sufficient, the source whore will usually repeat the cycle until the opponent gives up and leaves.
{PersonA} I think cars in general better on fuel then trucks.
{PersonB} I want to debate you on this issue. Give me a source because I don't believe your argument.
{PersonA} Okay here is your source LINK.
{PersonB} The source you gave me is a private study and isn't adequate enough.
{PersonA} Alright here is another source LINK, this one was done by a popular university.
{PersonB} Hhmm. This one is not good enough either. The study is several years old and the science and engineering of automobiles has changed.
{PersonB} Okay I found you another source LINK. This one was made last year, so can we just debate now?
{PersonB} I would debate you but you keep giving me bad sources, I want a peer reviewed source made by a monkey written on a blood moon with a solar eclipse. Else I won't debate you.
{PersonA} Ugh..... Another Source Troll
{PersonB} I want to debate you on this issue. Give me a source because I don't believe your argument.
{PersonA} Okay here is your source LINK.
{PersonB} The source you gave me is a private study and isn't adequate enough.
{PersonA} Alright here is another source LINK, this one was done by a popular university.
{PersonB} Hhmm. This one is not good enough either. The study is several years old and the science and engineering of automobiles has changed.
{PersonB} Okay I found you another source LINK. This one was made last year, so can we just debate now?
{PersonB} I would debate you but you keep giving me bad sources, I want a peer reviewed source made by a monkey written on a blood moon with a solar eclipse. Else I won't debate you.
{PersonA} Ugh..... Another Source Troll
by Edgelord June 25, 2016
A Pro Troll is someone who has so fully mastered the art of internet trolling that they can troll anyone at any time and who themselves cannot be trolled--even by other Pro Trolls. To reach Pro Troll status is to reach the highest form of Trollism and is oft compared to the Hindu belief of reaching Nirvana. It is rumored that only a handful of Pro Trolls are in existence today, but this cannot be confirmed do to the reclusive nature of troll culture.
There have been no confirmed examples of Pro Troll activity. Many experts assume that this is because those involved in the Pro Trollery have since left the internet to live a life of quiet solitude, or that they fear being caught talking to authorities thus ensuring a trollicking like no other. A witness protection agency is currently in development.
by TheFIB August 23, 2011