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Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017
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Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.
That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.
by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017
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Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
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rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.
Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.
by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019
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Buck traffic

Is a hood term for going into oncoming traffic
Yo bro when you come to my crib you gonna have to buck traffic to get here faster
by Blackboyjb October 1, 2019
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Mouth traffic

When that bitch Chelsea was runnin mouth traffic in the bathroom at mikes memorial
by Whiteflacco December 11, 2019
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Trump Traffic

The traffic created when a motherfucker comes to town.
Damn! This Trump Traffic took me an hour to make a 20 minute drive.
by TheRealGidge November 8, 2019
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