tommy football

Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.

The team we are playing today is Tommy football.

by Only Lord Knows May 16, 2016

Tommy Toppit

Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.

"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 21, 2016

Tommy Wiseau

The greatest human being who has ever lived. He directed, wrote, produced and starred in one of the greatest movies of our generation. Every single scene in the movie has a deeper meaning. This shows that Tommy is a true genius. He watched Rick and Morty before it was even a thing

-Have you seen Tommy Wiseau?
-No, he is probably working on an amazing movie

by A guy that tries to be funny January 18, 2018

tommy nipple

The most hardest nipple you can ever achieve.

Yo, my girl got the hardest nipples so I nicknamed them tommy nipples.

by Can't relate B May 6, 2018

towie tommy

To have a Tommy tank wank over a cast member of Towie.(the only way is Essex)

I had a towie Tommy over that sort on the box last night

by Rodney Trotter 1 December 21, 2019

Tommy G

This guy is a nock off mario and loves to bark at his dog! :)

Tommy G is a crazy little mario man! ;)

by Leo is mole rat January 30, 2020

Tommy Dad

One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.

A tick, parasite or louse.

Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!

by c2l2 April 30, 2020