Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.
Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.
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After being sent to kill 1 man in the Harwood district of Portland, Liberty City by Sonny Forelli (don of the Forelli mafia) in 1971, 10 hitmen were sent to kill him. He kills all of the hitmen men then is arrested by the LCPD 15 years later he is released and sent to Vice City to do a drug deal which goes wrong which leads him to get vengeance, then takes control of the City.
After being sent to kill 1 man in the Harwood district of Portland, Liberty City by Sonny Forelli (don of the Forelli mafia) in 1971, 10 hitmen were sent to kill him. He kills all of the hitmen men then is arrested by the LCPD 15 years later he is released and sent to Vice City to do a drug deal which goes wrong which leads him to get vengeance, then takes control of the City.
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