Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023

tomato town

something that just got wiped out

#1 victory royale
yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
10 kills on the board right now
just wiped out tomato town

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 17, 2023

Tomato Bracelet

The act of anal fisting, when you get too vigorous and get blood on your wrist.

Me and my girlfriend were sick of the front bum so we got nasty with the poo shoot and I ended up with a tomato bracelet!

by BloodyPnut December 8, 2018

Bob the Tomato

Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.

Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u

by KAMEORNEV October 26, 2022

Tomato sauce

Tomato Sauce is used when you are trapped in Uncle Ted’s basement and can’t get out. That’s all.

“Hey we are trapped! Good thing we have this tomato sauce!

by Poopsmears January 22, 2021

boo tomatoes

when something goes tragically wrong

Bob: "I was stuck in traffic for 3 hours on my way to work".
Alice: "Boo tomatoes"

by mobama0978 April 18, 2024

Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.

person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.

by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023