Ron

A long tooth beaver that cant close his mouth

Look over there in the water! Its a ron!

by Gehsneowp February 28, 2020

Smiley Ron

Man who acts like a woman in order to flatter members of the same sex, gain homosexual online relationships, get free loot, or to disguise himself as a "spiritual warrior" and "ghost hunter."

Damsonrrhee pulled a "Smiley Ron" when he told online friends he was a she.

by Katonfire September 29, 2008

Ron Weasley

A man who can’t drive a car

Omg he can’t ron Weasley like I always have to drive the car

by That only depressed bitch July 12, 2021

Ron

Real Alpha Chad from niger of which has ligma and 69420's your mom every day. His noknok is 50 inches long and nails it every time.

Hey bro ever heard of Ron

Fucking hell, everynight my mom gets 69420'd from this Alpha Chad of a man

by NokNok69420 May 15, 2022

Ronning

To follow the advice of a middle-aged soft and gooey excuse for a man who does nothing but waste time on the internet (particularly chat room dwelling) mired in low-level vocabulary attacks on others he finds "of interest" and usually is totally reliant on SSI/SSDI and parent(s). Entirely dependent, self-important and is usually considered to "have his dog off-leash."

Quit acting like such a Ronning asshole or you will be blocked from all of my internet affairs. Or I may keep you around just to remind myself how appreciative I am for having all of my executive functioning skills in tact.

by reperception July 27, 2021

Ron Jeremy

Brown or poppy purple or sloppy??

The heron named Ron Jeremy poached the fish out of the lake and boiled it in its #bill.

by Fillextra July 10, 2022

Pulling a Ron

Insulting someone's mom to the point of the ultimate retailiation.

Pulling a ron could be hazardous to your health.

by Shawn R. July 31, 2007