z-bone

A person that is unable to swim but still sends it

"Bryce are you coming into the water?"
"Idk man I think I'm gonna z-bone"

by RyanDavis July 5, 2017

new bone

to have a sexual encounter with someone for the first time

Girrrlll, I am so sick of his same whack ass sex game.
Yeah, after 4 years, you need some new bone!!

Dude, my shit wont even get hard anymore when im fucking Stacey.

Man- fuck that stank you need a new bone!!

by BfloHunnydew November 8, 2011

ear boned

The action of one who gets fucked in the ear.

Hey Jack, get that dog away from your head before you get ear boned.

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017

bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

donut bones

The tell-tale signs that a traffic cop has been waiting for speeders. Can be coffee cups, food wrappers as well as worn tyre tracks behind a sign.

Behind the billboard was an array of donut bones. We knew then, to slow down when travelling in this area.

by dark triad February 18, 2009

cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

chop a bone

Hanging out; booling; having a good time with your buddies

Also: "chop the bone"

You gotta come over tonight, Tony and Bryce are coming to my place and we're gonna chop a bone.

We were chopping the bone all weekend.

by cyber_meat September 21, 2023