Spencer Quinney

Spencer Quinney is a mystical creature that is know to kiss old men in their sleep. Spencer Quinney is sexually attracted to men and men only. However, there is one exception. He likes one woman, named Chamoy. Every night while Chamoy is sleeping Spencer Quinney goes to her house and watches her. Sometimes he gets a little excited and tickles her a little bit. Spencer Quinney has a blinding light that emits from his crotch. If you try to look at his teeny peenie you will lose the ability to see forever. Spencer Quinney does not usually kill, however, if you open your eyes or try to defend yourself while he is tickling you at night, he might get aggressive and hurt or kill you, or sometimes if he really likes you, he will tickle you harder. Sometimes there is a chance that he will tickle you so hard that you die. Spencer Quinney likes to touch people at night so make sure you lock your doors!

Spencer Quinney tickled me last night.

Oh, cool.

by Nebap February 1, 2024

dickless spencer

Another name for Richard Spencer the neo-nazi moron.

Well, Dickless Spencer got punched, AGAIN

by That Lego on the floor May 24, 2017

Charlie Spencer

A beautiful human being. Always there for his friends. Loves to joke around but can be serious when he needs to be. Really talented at many different things and has a passion for music especially. Scary.

Charlie Spencer is just too sexy.

by Annonymous. November 23, 2021

Spencer

The best name ever, if you ever come across or know a Spencer they're probably very respectful and care about people's feelings, and also very attractive.

"Who's that?"
"Oh, that's just Spencer, he's the hottest guy around."

by 15Crossed February 26, 2023

Spencer Lippman

Spencer may seam like an odd guy at first...

Yo Spencer Lippman! I'm have decided I hate you know bitch!

by SpencerL January 31, 2022

Spencer special

When a girl gives you head you do anal she resumes head and then throws up on you and then you throw up

Spencer and Angela did the Spencer special on Wednesday

by Djdhxhdbdhshdhdbdb April 19, 2025

Spencer's Spector

1. Getting unimaginable sloppy from a 6ft 4in goth mommy in the back of a Spencer's clothing store; In some cases the 6'4 goth mommy may come equipped with a strap on.

2. A special strawberry iced doughnut only available at select AM/PM gas station in most parts of Chicago and Palestine.

Commonly confused with the Gangnam Style Grim Reaper or the Chef's Pho's Phantom

Ex1. Hey there girl, you wanna give me the Spencer's Spector

Ex2.

Person 1: Hey buddy, I'll take the Spencer's Spector
Cashier: All right, if you really say so (unzips pants)
Customer: No you bufflepants the doughnut!
Cashier: (rezips pants) Ohhhhh that one, my bad original ganster!

by Skibity man2 002 November 24, 2023