scoop

When you are trying to get with someone romantically

“yeah, i was trying to scoop but he take me up on it”

by skrrtskrrt9873 December 30, 2017

drunken scoop

When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF

Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!

Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!

by whatchuiwant May 14, 2015

scoop

A living being (fictional or non-fictional) that is extremely round and ball-shaped.
scoops are related to ice cream. Don't ask how or why, but they are.
"scoop" must never contain a capital letter.

Look at this cute scoop I found!

by CutieFox9 March 19, 2022

scoops

A (scoops) is a person who have no feelings whatsoever might call a (lonely) person scoops. It’s a symbol in (discord servers) to have a (scoops) they are often mean but it’s really them taking it out it could be any person on the (internet).

Scoops: omg please stop writing just hang yourself

Other: that guy is such a (Scoops)

by zwoopin April 15, 2020

egyptian scoop

A version of modern day skype that was once used for communication amongst egyptian folk.

I'm so glad we can chat on egyptian scoop (Hieroglyphics)

by Fred & Wilma August 18, 2012

The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

Scoop

The act of literally duping and brushing someone’s chest in an upward motion. Girls can scoop guys, but guys can’t scoop girls. Girls can scoop eachother , same thing goes for guys. The key to the perfect scoop is to instead of flicking your wrist, away your wrist gently.

Julien: like a good neighbor

Alex: ...
(Proceeds to scoop Alex)
Julien: (in State Farm tune)

SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP

by CuulioJuulio November 21, 2018