Puddle duck

When a girl has become that aroused that a puddle forms from the moisture between her legs.

That chick was such a puddle duck that I had to go buy a new mattress after lastnight

by Themaddestkunt September 22, 2022

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Puddle Slut

A term that coins a sexual deviant of any narcotic illicit drug through intravenous use that will have sex in exchange for narcotic.

This is a term not limited to simply women, as both genders can be propositioned for sex.

Sherilyn was the Puddle Slut of Sean's Desire!

by Mind Myriad November 10, 2020

Puddle Cuddle

Cuddling in your own cum and piss after sex.

"We puddle cuddled in the bed last night it was a blast!"

by THISIARANDOMCHANNEL March 2, 2024

puddle dipping

Sticking you penis in a wet vagina.

Tammy how about some early morning puddle dipping before we go to work?

by Red Oak January 19, 2019