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The Next One

Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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Ari next to me

Is a fine ass lil baddie with planets and stuff tattooed by her tigo bitties. She’s a good cuddler. Causes awkward times erections.
Ari next to me gots my dick on brick
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The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
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Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"
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See You Next Tuesday

A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.

C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday
Maria! I’ll see you next Tuesday!”
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A cop.
That boy/girl next door with a badge loves to bark orders at other boys/girls next door to them.
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word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.
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