I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 03, 2023

llama plunker

A woman who enjoys giving head to a man on the toilet taking a dump. See plunker or blumpkin.

"Did that llama plunker really do that last night?"

"My girlfriend is now officially a 'llama plunker'."

by eyebrows&boobes March 20, 2017

Angry llama

When your sex partner her/she gives you the reverse titertotter while spitting in your face

"Hey babe what do you wanna do tonight" I think you should give me that angry llama:)

by By:Jhonnynonips July 21, 2018

como te llamas

name in spanish

como te llamas

what’s your name

by Demajaé March 13, 2022

Battle Llama

A docile puppy dressed up in costume to frighten toddlers on Halloween

I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama

by Uncle Roger Roger Roger September 10, 2021

llama's chin

deez nutz

rcmx's nuts are on llama's chin

by rcmx October 01, 2018

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009