jacket purgatory

When the temp tyre is just cold enough that it needs a jacket, but you become too hot when you put it on. Thus begins the cycles of taking the jacket on and off to remain comfortable

It's cold in here, but not that cold, and I don't want to get stuck in jacket purgatory

by Cackfist January 4, 2016

puffer jacket

Usually worn by supervision on construction sites to show their dominance over workers.

When two or more puffer wearers get together they like to flex on each other by comparing duck down to white goose down..

Supervisors usually start out as leading hands, leadding hands only get a puffer vest and need to earn their sleeves.

Ben: Hey mate nice puffer jacket, is that Kathmandu or North face?

Aaron: Thanks mate, it's a north face duck down.

Ben: Maaaaate, supervisors run white goose down are you sure you've even earnt your sleeves?

Aaron: yes maaaaate

by Yes maaaaate July 20, 2023

rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010

Davis' Jacket Tatty

The Anus or Bumhole, sometimes enjoyed with a glass of Milk™️.

Davis' Jacket Tatty:

get your jacket tatty out.

My mate has a great jacket tatty.

Do you like Tuna mayo and beans on your jacket tatty?

by MyJacketTatty July 7, 2025

Hiding inside a jacket

means you fuck a crazy amount of dudes

"Lukas is Hiding inside a jacket again"

by chileinsupremecy1914 April 26, 2022

Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.

It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?

by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024

Mahogany Jacket

When you pull out from a fresh anal sesh and find your wood covered in the brown stuff.

She treated me last night but I ended up with a Mahogany Jacket.

by UnclaimedClock February 8, 2019