jacket juice

A very fine variety of liquor, or any liquor that can be hidden in a jacket pocket. Especially useful for dry gatherings and overpriced venue drinks.

Hey man, did you bring the jacket juice? Ill go get a soda!

Hey man pack the jacket juice. Grandma is gonna be joining us at breakfast.

This is my mother, she enjoys vodka, but she was nice enough to leave the jacket juice at home this time

by Djesjay October 14, 2016

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jacket purgatory

When the temp tyre is just cold enough that it needs a jacket, but you become too hot when you put it on. Thus begins the cycles of taking the jacket on and off to remain comfortable

It's cold in here, but not that cold, and I don't want to get stuck in jacket purgatory

by Cackfist January 4, 2016

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rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010

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Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.

It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?

by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024

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