chimo horn

Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendtion of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.

This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.

Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!

(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)

Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!

by The Rory September 7, 2008

Devils Horn

a short penis bending outwards resembling the horn on a devils head

ryan:i soo wanna put my devils horn in your black hole

by fritzylenoard July 12, 2010

Corn horn

The appropriate sound to make after a particularly cheesy or corny statement to express your disapproval of such corniness.

Man 1: "Did you hear what she just said... blow the corn horn"
Man 2: "Cooooooooooooorny"

by Wagner01 September 24, 2010

long horn

Another way for micro$oft to rob hard working men and women of their money. DAMN U GATES, DAMN U (wish i thought of it first)

Windows user; did u hear about windows long horn
Linux user; Oh no, more viruses

by ben December 14, 2003

Lock Horns

To partake in sexual intercourse.

1. Hey baby wanna come back to my place and we'll lock horns?

2. I was with this hot bitch last night and we locked horns.

by horn locker January 23, 2010

hangover horn

you think every thing is sexual and its turns you on

dude ive got the hangover horn bad i thought this wooden tray was hot? coz its made of wood,hard,smooth and needs both hands to hold it...see?

by bambi901 January 20, 2009

Horns Ville

The best frickin site on the net foo!

Man, your site will never be like Horns Ville...

by Jimmy_Dean September 29, 2003