While a girl is sleeping you shave your pubes, then jizz on her face and when she wakes up you throw the pubes on and around her face.
My girlfriend ate the big piece of chicken, so I waited til she fell asleep and gave her an Armenian Handshake.
by kudaze July 27, 2010
My neighbor's little baby walked up to me offering a cincinatti handshake, a handful of something. As I looked closer I realized the texture looked strange and I suddenly saw that she had a handful of shit.
by frankinscense March 04, 2010
It is customary to end an interview with a firm handshake. Note: a Mexican Handshake will severely reduce one's chances of landing the desired job. Unless the interviewer is into that sort of thing.
by Amateur Dentist December 18, 2009
Is when one Mormon goes out of his was to help another Mormon. The one that needs the help is the one that does the handshaking by chocking on the other cock. Long and hard.
Rich lost his job and needs money so he calls his Mormon brother for a job. After the Mormon handshake he gets the job. Usually with more pay the all the other coworkers.
by Shrek6840 November 12, 2013
by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009
When you greet your friend, instead of hugging, shaking hands or fisting pumping - you quickly reach for their butt, insert your fingers directly into their anus, gripping your thumb around one cheek and shake. While seemingly a prank, it is actually a gesture of great closeness and intimacy.
Across the busy bar, Marlon spotted his best mate rob and quickly proceeded to give him a Devil's handshake.
by on July 03, 2021
When two men greet each other by jacking each other off while staring in different directions. The men then promptly part ways.
by The Mad Tbagger October 13, 2011