clit goblin

A bull dyke who flocks to gay bars seeking any sort of vaginal intimacy from another bull dyke.

Dyke 1 : I saw Lisa at "Diva's" last night

Dyke 2 : I KNOW! she is quite the clit goblin

by Aero the Sparrow January 7, 2006

Pussy Goblin

One who craps on cats.

Alexis Lojek

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

ass goblin

A little green alien thing that lives amidst in your bunghole and dwells on flatuelence (farts) and anything that's left. Also like a disease that acurres when you don't clean yourself too well.

Damn man that ass goblin of mine is starting to irritate me.

by Lewis316 March 22, 2004

Penis Goblin

Creature that loves the cock and makes a "Bluh Bluh Bluh" sound.

Mike is such a penis goblin when he runs around looking for dick going "Bluh Bluh Bluh".

by TheDefinitionOfAwesome September 16, 2010

Cheese Goblin

A person who uses a communal kitchen appliance or utensils and doesn't clean up after themselves. Name derived from the practice of using a sandwich toaster and leaving the melted cheese that oozes out all over the hotplate for the next person to scrape off.

"Looks like the cheese goblins were here last night - there is burnt cheese all over the sandwich toaster."

by EscF1 October 15, 2017

glizzy goblin

the act of shlobbing on that glizzy 2k and muchin that hoe up like i eat mama

i’m Glizzy goblin your brother

by gobbler2k April 24, 2022

Goblin's Taint

Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.

Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.

Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.

by jeff detty February 4, 2009