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Cum fountain

When two+ men smash their dicks together and start cumming all over eachother, while a women is getting her faced glazed from rhe falling ejaculate like a glazed Doughboy from Sluys (Washington thing), or a Krispy Kreme donut.
"Me and Billy created a cum fountain for Jennifer
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.
by Malcuntent May 10, 2024
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Chocolate Fountain

When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.
Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.

Is that why my sheets were brown?
by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019
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Golden Fountain Show

The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.
The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.
by Mons Penith December 9, 2023
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Fountain of Youth

The process of ejaculating into the air and catching it with your mouth, repeating the process over time.
Friend- Yo can you come over?

You- I can’t, I’m trying to do a Fountain of Youth
by Thick_Shrimp April 21, 2024
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Fountain Fairy

Home challenged individual pulling coins out of a fountain.
Throw a penny in the fountain for the fountain fairy to grant your wish
by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023
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Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face
"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."
by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015
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