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The Flat Tire

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.
The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)
by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017
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Flat Fettish

Someone with a strong sextual attraction to flats. Comparable, and quite similar to a footfetish
Xavier is well known for having a Flat Fettish.
Xavier loves asking females for pictures of their flats. ( Sometimes even with their feet in the picture)

Xavier becomes sexually aroused when near a sweet pair of flats.

Ooo damn look at those flats, Xavier would love those!
by Xaviertheflatlover May 24, 2020
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Flat earther

Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.
A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
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Flat Irish

noun;

1. An uninteresting person

2. A disappointing experience that fails to meet expectation or hype

syn;
plain, dull, beige
Friend 1: “How was your date?”
Friend 2: “Eh. They turned out to be a real Flat Irish.”
by hwiskey_dick_wilson June 23, 2018
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flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)
alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.
by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019
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Flat white

Flat white is commonly used among sexually active teenagers, it means 'cum in the eye' where a male ejaculates into a partners eye.
"Gave my girlfriend her first flat white last night , she loved it"

"im in the mood for a flat white tonight baby"
by x_x_moon_x_x November 18, 2011
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Flat Out

Rebecca says I really like your red shirt. Theresa says flat out. Rebecca says: straight up!
by T June 11, 2004
mugGet the Flat Outmug.

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