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Ditch

Ditch is a person who you do not think highly of, a woman who is a pass around, or someone you are completely finished with.
She is nothing but a ditch. I don’t want her.
by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025
mugGet the Ditchmug.

Ditch and dine

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying
For example:
Metajouli let's go to kexribari to eat
Ok let's ditch and dine
by Lebrons third cousin May 31, 2024
mugGet the Ditch and dinemug.

Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her
by TechTalos July 30, 2021
mugGet the Ding-dong Ditchmug.

Ditch Dick

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.
by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021
mugGet the Ditch Dickmug.

Ditching

The act of licking someone’s butt hole after they go number 2 without wiping
Robbert and David where're ditching last night
by darrell jarrell July 18, 2025
mugGet the Ditchingmug.

So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
mugGet the So I (20M) live in a ditchmug.

D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time
Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...
by Kidwitt July 27, 2018
mugGet the D.J. Ditchmug.

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