Bush Crickets

A type of std typically found in tropical regions. Uninvited interlopers to one's pubic mane that came by way of an unclean lover.

“Damn bro I’m staying put tonight I done ended up with mf bush crickets from that hooker…”

by Lasagna slut July 15, 2025

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claim cricket

A derogatory term usually attributed to a white person of middle class means who lives in the Midwest region of the United States especially where people boomed for gold.

The dirty white boy wasn't nothing but a privileged claim cricket.

by DeadPegasus666 June 1, 2022

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Cricket

A insect the lives in nature.

“The crickets where chirping outside during the night.”

by Bag full of children April 6, 2023

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Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

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Cricket rub

Using your leg to rub against your mans penis while cuddling

Yeah girl I think I’m gonna dump him, he came from just me cricket rubbing him

by ELM2.0 September 15, 2020

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Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

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