computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

Frankie claps

A very smart girl and funny and also tik tok famousshe spends her days binge watching Netflix and up at 2 am on Snapchat story with her purple led lights she loves chocolate milk and has an amazing jumper named crazy donkey lady she an amazing person and superior to many people also a basic teen

OMG who that girl with the purple led lights on
That’s Frankie claps, the basic one

by Ilovepototaos April 7, 2020

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011

Petty clap

An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.

These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.

by Chadd Bryant May 16, 2016

Soft Claps

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps

From the latin term - Softius Claptus

Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro

That dude ain't got no game, soft claps

by Hardclapsonly December 30, 2020

uwu clap

When something is so kawaii that it deserves a round of applause. Can also be used ironically to describe a situation that was not cute at all in order to mitigate it. Used similarly to ez clap.

I think I just failed my math test, uwu clap!

by jdotson January 24, 2019

clapped wasteman

(Willyam Speight) To have no reason for living, and thinks they are the best when in reality they are trash

Will is a clapped wasteman

by Mqajere May 8, 2018