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christmas heid

head is full of Christmas thoughts to the point of not being with it, not in the here and now because too busy thinking what to get Aunt Bessie or deciding what Christmas tablecloth to get for the family dinner
'she was driving like an idiot, clearly got her Christmas heid on'
by mazdoll4 January 13, 2013
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christmas wave

a form of expression usually only observed in december, it is a fine example of the holiday spirit
usually accompanied by crazy loud swearing
Person 1: Did you see that little old lady going down the road the wrong way, then blocking the entrance to the mall?
Person 2: Yeah, I gave her a christmas wave
by christmas waves are fun December 26, 2008
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No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.
Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas
by Danny Torn November 11, 2019
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Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing
i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!
by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019
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Nashville Christmas

Explosive nightcap to an otherwise wonderful day.
Man, I gotta tell you, taking a shit after eating at Chili's was a Nashville Christmas.
by Mister Creant December 28, 2020
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Christmas Krook

A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas !

1. A grumpy person

2. Bad attitude towards Christmas

3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .

4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''

2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''

3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''

4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''

''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''

''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
by Steven Griffiths December 3, 2011
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Christmas-itis

When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep
God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.
by merisbear December 25, 2014
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