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Ant Page

Probably the smoothest being alive also the cutest. Genuinely can’t find a man like an ant page.
“Hey did you Ant Page?”
Yeah he’s so hot
by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021
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ANT

Another name for Anthony F Hoops.
How’s it going today Ant?
by Jumbledorf May 23, 2022
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antimatter ant destroyer

when you have problems with ants (and your life) and wanna solve that
bob: hi steve!
steve: hi!
bob: ants are eating all of my food :(
steve: try the antimatter ant destroyer, that will help you!
by Quillanwastaken June 25, 2021
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Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!
p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"
by gibe gupe July 13, 2021
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Ante

a very nice guy, exceptionally smart and always on top of his class. he can seem shallow or rude at first but once you meet him you can't help but love him. always try to make him laugh, he has the prettiest smile. he is all around a sweetheart
"Hey can you help me with my homework?"
"I can't but ask Ante, he could help you for sure!"
by nightmarefuel November 21, 2021
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