Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month
by Cenki May 15, 2022
Get the Alanmug. Alan is a master Jedi, he is untouchable, his weakness is female gamers
Alan is an absolute unit, no one dares mess with Alan
Alan is an absolute unit, no one dares mess with Alan
by Exposer12349876 May 3, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.
by Mexican mf April 14, 2022
Get the Alan b shepardmug. A sexy sigma male.. all ppl love him and want to be him bc he’s just so cool. He definitely has 12 pack abs and is around 6 foot (talkin about his monster shlong) he’s probably 5’10 tho. He’s still sexy asf and all the Celebs want him but he’s really loyal to his gf.
by Alphamale2334 November 21, 2023
Get the Alanmug. Alans are funny, outgoing but when they need to, they are persuasive and stern, often being overly excited about learning new things.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
Person 1: Did you see Alan in class yesterday?
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
by NotoriousSimi December 3, 2020
Get the Alanmug. by Masked.Astronaut January 29, 2022
Get the Alanmug.