A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
by rpcarnell July 29, 2011
Get the Zombie Boyfriendmug. A person, specifically a drug addict, likely a crack head, usually found at a bus stop or the exit of a fast food location where they try to bum money off people exiting the fast food location, such as McDonalds.
One of the sketchy drug addicts is walking towards the car window.
Girl: "omg! What is that? Do u know them?"
Boy: "no, I have no idea who they are! I think their confused!"
Girl: "lock the door"
Boy: "omg its a drug zombie!"
Girl: "omg! What is that? Do u know them?"
Boy: "no, I have no idea who they are! I think their confused!"
Girl: "lock the door"
Boy: "omg its a drug zombie!"
by RogerK October 7, 2009
Get the Drug Zombiemug. me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"
Tevin: "in the theather room"
me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
Tevin: "in the theather room"
me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
by Vilot October 21, 2011
Get the Bitch Zombiemug. to indulge oneself in listening excessively to music ranging to 250 to 1000 bpm (beats per minute) that we commonly known as speedcore
by specialtony July 13, 2007
Get the speedcore zombiemug. When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.
Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022
Get the zombie poopmug. "These children of the undead look dress for the endless Halloweens
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "
And this horror-like production takes total dedication
Of black clothes and pale complexions
Rock jet black hair to match their make up.
And who can blame them?
They walk the asphalt cemetaries.
These Fashion Zombies.
The must have been born that way. "
by Babbzilla April 4, 2008
Get the Fashion Zombiemug. A soldier of fortune for the undead army. Headphone zombies attack mostly young people and turn them into headphone zombies. With larger numbers, the zombies have safety, and usually win, unfortunately.
They are trying to take over, and let the machines win. The mind of a headphone zombie is artificial intelligence, and it's contagious!
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016
Get the Headphone zombiemug.