I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

Wii

Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.

Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?

Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!

Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!

by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018

Wii U

What Happens When Developers Take The Wii Designs And Shit All Over It.

Dude, Your Design Is The Next Fucking Wii U.

by A reel person October 22, 2018

Wii-Night

A nerd-slang term used to describe a night of coitus

John: "Leslie and I had a fun Wii-night last night."
James: "Hax."

by g-unitmaestro June 22, 2009

Wii

The beat fucking game for grown women

"Im going to play some Wii Sports"

by blazou October 8, 2018

Wii

A console lost to time.

I loved the Wii.

by RedSaber9 March 11, 2022

Wii

The best dang Console ever made

Mom I’m going to GameStop too play the Wii demo

by The most radical 90s character July 28, 2020