cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

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Trumpet

Derived from “Trump’s-puppet.” A Trump supporter who never forms their own original thoughts/opinions and blindly follows Trump because he’s entertaining and uses strong rhetoric.

“Yeah he’s impossible to debate, he’s just a Trumpet.”

by Tagtart July 10, 2020

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Hey, you see this Amy Coney Barrett? She's just a Trumpet - he can get her to do whatever the hell he likes - no questions!

by Shapeless September 26, 2020

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a white, racist, homophobic, or very dumb trump supporter

omg did you see that trumpet over there???
omg yeah they are being so dramatic
mhm, AND LOOK they just called the police on a black person for a water gun???

by Sophia not the first October 20, 2020

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trumpets are the nicknames non-trump supporter gave to trump supporters.

girl 1 : look at that trumpet with her trump flag out.

by fcktrump October 28, 2020

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Person 1: I am feeling sick; Should I ingest some bleach?

Person 2: Only if you are a trumpet.

Person 1: I know he cheated on me multiple times; but he swears has has changed. I should call him.
Person 2: Girl why you got to be such a trumpet

by LittleCloud October 31, 2020

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