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Tim Brody

The alleged twin brother of the Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. He is kept in the basement of the Patriots Coach/GM Bill Belichick and only let out to play football. Deterrents such as a tracker surgically implanted in his head and ninjas prevent him from revealing his true identity while on the field. The real Tom Brady is kept in a discrete location in the meantime. He makes attempts to get himself fired such as when he deflated his team's footballs in the 2015 AFC championship but no one seems to pick up on it.
Dilbert: Hey you know about Tim Brody?

Chuck: Never heard of him
by Wumbologist. February 7, 2020
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Timmed up

To make a poorly written work schedule.
Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.
by Uberj November 19, 2018
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Tuna and Tim

Tuna Is The Son Of The Muffin Man... Whilst Tim Is The Son Of Tuna. When tuna was six years old he was adopted by the muffin man. When tuna was twenty one he meet his wife, Salmonella. On their third day of marriage they went to the ocean to claim their son, Tim. And their is a TRUE story of Tuna and Tim
Tuna and Tim are real
by God_Jesus_Posidon January 14, 2019
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Tim McCarvers

The boobs of a woman, especially large boobs.
Did you guys see Mark’s girlfriend? Yeah she had some Tim McCarvers.
by Capt. Moushpeenie February 16, 2023
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Tim Henson

Best guitarist ever and anime villain
Person1: Omg I want to fuck tim henson hes soo sexy
Person2: Wtf bro u gay
by Mint2y June 25, 2023
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Junky Tim

A sexual act where a man with a semi-erect penis tries to awkwardly shove it in and out of a woman's vagina.
"I hooked up last night but since i was drunk all I could give her was a junky tim."
by robsmack August 10, 2017
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Peeping Tim

The opposite of a peeping Tom. A peeping Tom is outside looking in but a peeping Tim is inside looking out
Look that guy is totally being a peeping Tim
by Fuckitlarry October 15, 2020
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