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Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.
Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.
by TxHuey June 4, 2017
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Penalty to rangers

The Famous, Iconic 3 words rangers fans can't live without
Son: Dad. What was the Council's final decision on your parking ticket
Dad: Penalty to Rangers
by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo January 12, 2024
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Rangerous

Dangerous, Strangerous, Mangerous. Something edgy, original, and biblicool. Or just another way to say something rocks.
So much koolaid and so much dancing, man that ZZZ party this weekend was rangerous!
by jojopotatoe October 13, 2009
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Foxtail Ranger

1. When a dildo that has a furry tail is inserted into a persons anus

2. A wildland fire fighter
1. Brittney sure is a good Foxtail Ranger on her onlyfans
2. Look at all those foxtail rangers hike up that hill, fuck that!
by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021
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SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.
Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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Ford Rangering

When two buddies enjoy a fart together. Buddy a farts into buddy b's mouth, and buddy b huffys the fart deep into his lungs, and then buddy flips around, and buddy B blows the fart back into buddy a's face, and they both enjoy it.
You'll never believe what happen to me the other day, Susan, I come home from work early catch Bob and Larry straigut up

Ford rangering it out back behind the ol' tool shed! With full mouth contact!!
by Teamswampass February 13, 2024
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4th Ranger Battalion

4th Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment is a Friendly and amazing MilSim unit that you can join at the age of 16, speak good english and have a working microphone.
The leader at this moment, MAJ Mycka. Is a great leader and like to see everyone grow and have fun with their stuff.

The 4th Battalion offers a lot of positions and a lot of fun. If you are intrested you could join them, just search them up at Discord Bumps!
Person A: "Hey have you heard about 4th Ranger Battalion? They recruit anybody above 16!"
Person B: "Are you gonna join the army then?"
Person A: "No it is in Arma 3, Look them up on TikTok!"
Person C: "Yeah! I love their TikTok Video's!"
by DutchGuy412 March 14, 2024
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