by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023
To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023
Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets
by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022
A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
Hey, Muddy Puddles!!
by pholter February 24, 2024
When you and your partner are both butt ass naked having sex and the sweat from both of your bodies splashes together creating puddles for usher to swipe his foot through in one of his videos
by Richard (big dick) smoker May 30, 2023
Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"
by William Beiler October 26, 2007
Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!
Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.
Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.
by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017