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papa johns on deck

Referring to a drug dealer who is willing to deliver having stock in.
John: papa johns on deck
Abe: come through man. you know my address.
by bregalston September 26, 2010
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Papa John Surprise

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008
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Papa Lazaroux

Creepy

Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.

He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.

Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"
Dude, that flasher was Papa Lazaroux. I'm scared...
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2005
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Papa Emeritus I

papa emeritus i is old as hell but that wont stop me from bouncing on his astronomically large cock and creaming up on it and his beak of a nose
by emxritusii September 7, 2023
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papas ricotta cheesecake

A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.
Papas Ricotta Cheesecake makes me jizz
by CelineeeeDion June 1, 2018
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