Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

Nelson Street

A place you do NOT want to be at no PART during the day/night. If you go on Nelson Street you might as well text your parents "Sorry for dying before you". Nelson Street is the REAL LIFE WARZONE.

Lars: Where did Gage go?
Harley: I think he took the shortcut down Nelson Street.
Lars: Shit, I wonder what casket we are going to get him.

by ReidOnNelsonStreet December 11, 2021

Ali nelson

a cool ass bitch

“that girl over there is Ali nelson”

by Ali nelson July 21, 2019

nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself

your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}

by a male woman May 5, 2017

Nelsoned

When the Unturned server fuck up and Nelson Sexton fucked up.

WE HAVE BEEN NELSONED

by Fishy Fried Dishy November 21, 2018

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

Nelson Tzeng

Nelson Tzeng ’s usually a Taiwanese boy. Nelson is such a baby, but he is someone thats so good in bed. So good that the girls will always think of him when they are sitting on a bed, sleeping on a bed or even when they are near a bed. Nelson has cute eyebrows and a huge smile what will blow you away. He’s a great swimmer with a beautiful body making everyone in the pool wet af. If u see a nelson in the wild, catch it like a pokemon. You will never regret it.

You are such a Nelson Tzeng.
Since you are a Nelson Tzeng, you must be good in bed.

by Butterflycche November 21, 2021