When you have sex with a 2/10 girl while watching shrek 2 and have your finger up your cats asshole at the same time
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Get the Hayden mug.Hayden is a person that will trick you into liking them. All the other definitions of Hayden are wrong. Hayden is from Australia, and he cannot be trusted (because australian people are crazy and upside-down). If a Hayden speaks to you, there is only one counter.
You: *Minding your own business*
Hayden: kangaroo
You: Shut the fuck up, Bitch.
Hayden: *Cries*
You: Victory
Hayden: kangaroo
You: Shut the fuck up, Bitch.
Hayden: *Cries*
You: Victory
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Get the Hayden mug.Hayden is somewhat funny and kind but can also wake up and choose violence. Although he's funny and kind, never take that as an opportunity to fuck with him. Never underestimate him. Your either on his good side or his bad side. When your on his bad side you stay there until he knows the real you, and if your still you then oh well you stay on the bad side.
"He's a Hayden, that's what he is"
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