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Bad Coconut.

The smell of a girl returning home to her man after having sex with someone else, but using douche or vinegar to cover the stench.
Boyfriend: Hey bitch, where you been? What's that smell?
Girlfriend: Oh it's my new deodorant.
Boyfriend : Bitch stop lying, that ain't no Lady Speedstick. You been fucking on your period. Smelling like a bad coconut.
by Camdelou February 5, 2021
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Coconut

A word used to be spelled as you are riding dick
Justin: last night Emma was on top and she started to move her hips and spell C-O-C-O-N-U-T, like bro she spelled coconut on my dick
by sakuhachii July 18, 2019
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coconut breeze

When you're having sex with your woman and she farts and you feel the wind across your balls.
I was screwing my wife and she gave me the coconut breeze.
by rekabla March 25, 2017
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Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.
"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."
by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023
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Coconut Malled Food

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut
by MrManMaking February 23, 2021
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form the coconut

When someone's butt is perfect like two coconuts
by Potato0315 May 4, 2016
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coconuts

thats coconuts!
by heartprim June 23, 2024
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