Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.

"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"

by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018

Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.

Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!

by Flealan December 26, 2009

Christmas Sac

Soma and Lotus; Rock and Pressure.

A sack w/ methamphetamine, and loud.

A christmas sac @ 20/20 vision

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

Daddy Christmas

When you love Santa Claus SO MUCH you call him DADDY CHRISTMAS

"Oh my god I love Christmas."
"Yeah, especially Daddy Christmas."

by Pope Daddy December 21, 2017

Christmas-itis

When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep

God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.

by merisbear December 25, 2014

christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017

Christmas Rich

The action of buying anything anytime you are able after Christmas, just because you have gotten gift cards or cash as gifts.

Person One: I really wanna get this, but I'm out for today.
Person Two: Nah bro, I got this. I'm totally Christmas Rich.

by mylovelydarlingcupcake December 27, 2010