N. a faux phone call, or a phone call where there is in fact nobody on the other side, where one holds their cell phone to their ear and goes off on a monologue, often times pausing or gesticulating in order to imply a conversation. Often times used when loitering for extended periods to make it appear as though you are waiting for somebody or are doing something other than standing around aimlessly.
Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.
Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.
I was at the store and I saw my ex from a couple years back checking out. I immediately whipped out my phone and began a fauxn call until she left.
I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.
I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.
by JustBonds May 24, 2011
Get the fauxn callmug. When someone unintentionally calls you on their cell phone while it is still in their purse. Usually the result of digging around their purse or putting something in it, which results in unintentionally speed dialing a person. The person on the other end can usually hear garbled conversations either live in person or on voicemail for an undefinite period of time that can be lengthy.
Hey, I think you just purse called me. Please hang up your phone so that I'm not spying on your conversations.
by cocochronicles March 25, 2010
Get the purse callmug. A game full of hackers, campers, 11year olds and noscopers. Random people talking about brussel sprouts on the mic (yeah this atcully happend) and raging at people because there killing you oblivios that your bad at the game. Alltogether a bad game.
Person 1: hey what ya playing?
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!
by The_Seeker-337 December 30, 2016
Get the Call of Dutymug. by uniug June 28, 2016
Get the Calling Stationmug. When youre chessed out alone and just wanna talk all day so you call random people and tell them your life story
by Burningbumhole December 3, 2017
Get the coke callmug. by Team WTF March 31, 2009
Get the nonference callmug. When a software developer refuses to use patterns or misuses them to such an extent that the only reasonable action is to call the Gang of Four.
by sodeep June 24, 2018
Get the call the gangmug.