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Brandon

A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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Brandon

Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single
Brandon is thicc
by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019
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Brandon

An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt
Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
by Whitted November 15, 2017
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Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”
“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

Seriously Brandon?!?”
by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019
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Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.
Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!
by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017
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Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA
Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
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Brandon

Oh he is so nice so SEXY so FREAKING FUNNY also a pro gamer so dont mess with him!
Bro Brandon is my man Rylie so BACK THE FUCK UP
by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019
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