A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single
Brandon is thicc
by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt
Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
by Whitted November 15, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 1, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.
by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.