Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009

Popeye’s Biscuit

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something

“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

Biscuit Gobbler

Person that finds the person they're with has man biscuit, and still goes ahead with the blowjob.

He told me he'd realised he had man biscuit, but she still went ahead with the blowjob, what a biscuit gobbler!

by Demonshock February 21, 2009

Ham Biscuit

When a person is sitting down and one ball decides to sit to one side of the seam in the crotch area showing and buldging through causing an outline.

“Wow, look at the size of elmers ham biscuit everytime he sits down”

by Metikulous93 August 18, 2018

Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.

“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Biscuit Head

A dry ass dome. May I dare even say a dome more dry than Popeyes biscuits

Sheeesh this nigga got dandruff flakes falling all out his head like issa whole snowglobe bro get you some conditioner you ole biscuit head mf

by Daddy's Patties June 23, 2021

Shoulder Biscuit

A nice way of calling someone a retard
when a "retard" leans their head on their shoulder they look like they are eating something

stop eating shoulder biscuits and act normal!!

by The retarded walrus November 13, 2011