Alan

Alan is a homophobic beast

Wow that Alan really hates the gay dude

by SlamMe69 November 19, 2023

Alan Smith

The most average person on the planet.
Works in an office and has nothing interesting about him.

Guy 1: Who is that guy
Guy 2: I'm not sure.... it could be Alan Smith

by Unclemoe69 February 28, 2017

Alan

alan is a very beautiful boy. he is the type of boy that anyone can ask for. he’s kind,funny,and hot. he is good at basketball and he likes to mess around with people. he is a very smart person and he is always standing up for him self. alan likes to make people laugh . He is a very happy boy that needs someone to take care of him.

Some random bitch: Alan is so hot
The bitches friend : Yea whoever dates him is so lucky

by his girlfriend !! April 26, 2022

Alan

Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month

Person 1 sorry i took your kill
Alan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

by Cenki May 15, 2022

alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist

"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"

by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022

father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

Alan Resnick

Alan Resnick (or just 'Resnick'), is a comedian, performance artist, actor, and director. As he made and/or directed, "THHPII" (abbreviated from "This House Has People In It"), "Unedited Footage of a Bear", "alantutorial", "Visitor Information", "May I Please Enter?", "Entering", etc.
Resnick also depicts himself in his fictional character roles as a little kid, which may or may not have autism, and always speaks in a soft/timid tone of voice.
He also hosts/co-hosts EGI 2, a gaming review/talkshow hosted on Twitch.

A: Yo 'B', do you know who played that "alantutorial" character?
B: Oh, it's Alan Resnick.

by Leive Piper February 7, 2025