Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 20, 2024

Fair use

Isn't going to convince me to not murder a kid over what you're doing here.

Hym "Yeah, fair use is not going get me to tolerate what is happening here and I'm not going to let you have it without paying."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

They're playing fair

When females are "being friendly " or open to romantic gestures from men while in a night club.

Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?

Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.

by Regina cARD December 19, 2023

Indiana Street Fair

The gangbang of a grandmother

Andrew - "Hey dude, did you end up gangbanging that grandma on Saturday?" Jim - "Yes, it was quite the Indiana Street Fair."

by JimmyHendrix69 June 10, 2025

Laissez-faire Tyranny

When the state is oppressive and the nation is in dire straits but the rulers don't give two shits what goes on anywhere and the government does nothing (except suppress change maybe). It's oppression through inaction, tyranny of negligence. Usually this occurs in a rigid hereditary absolute monarchy where a bunch of inbred fucks can party until they get lynched by peasants, but really anything can end up in such a state.

People have applied the term "laissez-faire tyranny" to the Late Ancien Régime and the Qing Dynasty

by MistressChing July 8, 2024

Fair dig

A term from Belfast N.Ireland used to tell someone you want a scrap.

"Oi mate giz a fucking fair dig. I'll knock your cunt in"

by Ur dah sells avon June 1, 2024

To be fair

A favourite expression of popular Minecraft content creator Dream, usually used during one of his commonly occurring debates (often on a semi-pointless topic or one of no big-scale consequence), particularly when he is on the losing side and is attempting to justify an argument with a technicality. See also "technically".

Technoblade: *destroys Dream in a rap battle by mentioning his 100k dollar win during their famous Minevraft PvP duel*
Dream: To be fair, we split the money...

by kaliu6 June 26, 2022