"Look, I haven't got time for this mickey mouse bullshit. I have more important things to do."
by Andrew Wesker December 04, 2007
by Creek Dawg February 28, 2014
Person 1: Oh my god! This meme page owner just killed himself!
Person 2: No he didn't, he's just pulling an edgy bullshit
Person 2: No he didn't, he's just pulling an edgy bullshit
by Nyan_Kitten_Nyan July 07, 2016
It's when you are having a pleasant conversation with someone, and suddenly a said buzzard decides to act tough and get all pissy.
It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.
*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn
Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.
Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.
*crash noises*
Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.
*Aelin sighs
Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.
It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.
*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn
Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.
Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.
*crash noises*
Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.
*Aelin sighs
Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.
by distractedlydriven August 28, 2019
The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
by largestcockintheworld July 24, 2011
def 1: "to be back on one's bullshit is to return to a state at which you were your truest and most vocal self with a renewed focus on authenticity and a decided lack of fucks given for others"
def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."
def 2: "it is the act or process of accepting your inevitable return to the self-defeating and impulsive behaviors that have historically hindered your self actualization but from which you cannot, and no longer desire to, escape."
by bria333 December 09, 2017
The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.
Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."
Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."
Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."
by Fuckin' Bullshit March 22, 2011