Testicle Mop

The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).

Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.

by steppinout March 19, 2011

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Testicle sacrifice

The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.

Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night

Brad: Nice! *Highfive*

(Meanwhile at home)

Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!

by Devilyay666 November 13, 2013

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testical rape

Rubbing the penis on ones balls uncosentually

I’m gonna rape your balls(testical rape)

by Testical rapist123 November 28, 2017

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testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum

Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits

by slimboyfat82 May 16, 2018

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Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified

"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"

by Heavens Problem July 14, 2018

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