Lighter tax

The common tax imposed upon all stoners careless enough to lend someone a lighter. It is often imposed by the scab of the group who is either too young or too right with his money to buy his own lighter.

That scabby bastard stole my lighter again, that's second time this week he's taken the 'lighter tax'.

by 9" nanny July 23, 2016

asshole tax

An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.

Don't be a dick to the cashier while at the Target or you'll be charged an asshole tax!!

by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021

Man Tax

The payment made by men, in which a man voluntarily submits to giving a piece of food/candy/drink/ whatever he has on/infront/beside him, to his spouse.

Max tax is always:

1. Non-financial in nature, and/or
2. Intrinsically associated with relationships/ marriage/ situationships, and/or
3. Contains zero calories, and

4. Initiated by the spouse.

And not to be confused by Tax Man.

1. Time to pay your Man Tax! *Continues to eat the man's fries.*
2. I know I have to pay Man Tax, to I order extra fries.

by Man Tax June 7, 2022

the chesse tax

if you take chesse out to cook or make a snack you got to feed your dog with a bit of chesse dog or cat or parrot or your animan

dont forget to put chesse on the pasta -wait i gotta pay the chesse tax

by oscat the cat lover March 25, 2023

Fat Tax

Price an individual pays for a gym membership that is never used

Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.

by Hciqo3n48 August 23, 2019

taxed to death

When people die as a result of not being able to acquire the resources they need to survive, because they lost a lot of money they needed when they paid off their taxes, which causes some people to go homeless and potentially die starvation, dehydration, and or severe illnesses that greatly impact their lives in a negative way.

People who get taxed to death tend to die in a very slow, painful manner. It is sad to see this issue is still very prevalent today.

by Vanguard 1998 February 8, 2021

sex tax

Turkey's sex tax was created in March of 1997. It was the most expensive tax, in all of Turkey's history. The couple would have to pay over 600 Turkish lira for every minute of sex. The tax would fluctuate, and in 2002 it reached 1300 Turkish lira per minute. A government official would always have to be present at the sex site, and any undocumented sex would be charged 3 times the original price. If a pregnancy was detected, but there was clearly no documented sex in the past year. the male and female would be thrown into a jail cell and would be forced to have sex 24/7, also allowing spectators to view it through 1-way windows. The birth of the child would be done in the jail cell, and through a special communication box, the man would be given a pair of scissors to cut the umbilical cord, they would have to hand the baby over to the officials. Once the baby was handed over, doctors would work on it. Of course, during the jail time, everything that the couple owned would be confiscated, and their house stripped of all their personal belongings. The people were always followed by a government official, and the people we not allowed to wear any clothing until they found a stable job, to earn the money to pay the x3 fine. Also, anyone on the street was allowed to force them, to start having sex, right then and there, on the street, and if he wanted to, stick his finger in the female's vagina, and wiggle, or grab and squish and tug on the penis.

Female: I ain't paying that sex tax!
Male: Well, if we don't, we'll have to stay in a jail cell, and then people will be able to go around, stick their fingers up your vagina, and even tug on my penis.

by Nikooties May 8, 2019