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Gorilla Tactics

(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)

Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.

The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
"Sir, I believe we need to use Gorilla Tactics here"
by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022
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Tactical Squadron Alpha

A squadron in KOG, that is reserved for people who have this thing called "common sense" and knows how to pull a trigger against QSO, also in other words: Doesn't have a skill issue."
OMG, TACTICAL SQUADRON ALPHA KNOCC OFF!11!
by ArcherDooser/Roo October 31, 2023
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Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.
Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.
by E-man June 21, 2016
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Tactical Reload

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"
"No homo Tyler but you didn't have to slap my balls during that Tactical Reload"
by Dooctor September 6, 2021
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Tactically stall

You’re tactically stalling in a building waiting for someone ie camping
by Xooxnickxoox March 22, 2021
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Tactical Growth

Tactical growth is cutting or growing you hair to meet the demands of the current climate for example cutting your hair when it is too hot or growing it when it is too cold.
Friend 1 : ahh chris i see you have a fresh new cut
Friend 2: yeah my head was too hot with my boff
Friend 1: Ahhh tactical growth
by SDL3YR1 May 17, 2011
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Tactical tjunder

When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better
guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"
by Flexsis November 20, 2011
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